July 28th, 2014 ≈ 399,601 notes

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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July 24th, 2014 ≈ 330,894 notes
hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!
hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!
hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!
toyota:

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast

bye
captainrembo:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

I guess some of these can be used by a guy when a woman doesn’t want you to use a condom [which has happened twice since I’ve been backpacking]